Monday Dec 22nd 12.47pm
Thank you Emma for providing the following insight into life as a firer:
So while I was heading home from Bush Hall last night, having consumed a near-illegal quantity of Beecham’s Flu Plus, I needed something to keep my highly caffeinated brain occupied while I drove 150 miles down the M4. And I came up with the 12 days of Christmas, Fantastic style – thought it might give you a giggle.
To be sung to the traditional tune…
On the 12th Day of Christmas, Fantastic Fireworks gave to me…
Twelve five-inch tubes,
Eleven Ginster’s Pasties,
Ten candle frames,
Nine cable ties,
Eight hanks of match,
Seven rolls of gaffer,
Six cups of tea,
Five feet of grey…
Four firing orders,
Three cake boards,
Two garden rakes,
And a Travel Lodge on the M3…
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3 comments:
If you were travelling down the M4 and we gave you a Travel Lodge on the M3 can you please have a word with Linda!
Five feet of grey but only 3 cake boards and 9 cable ties? Looks like an Ali kit list to me!?
Well done Emma - you beat me to it ! And on recent experince I'd say that was a kit list to die for !
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